π Events - What's On This Weekend
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Friday 22 May
Orchestra Wellington's biggest community gig, FREE. Hollie Smith, Signature Choir, Arohanui Strings+. Arrive early!
π Walter Nash Centre, 20 Taine Street, Taita, Lower Hutt | π Fri 7:00pm | π° FREE | π All ages

One of the best acoustic guitarists in the world brings his jaw-dropping fingerstyle to the Opera House with Mike Dawes.
π The Opera House, 111-113 Manners Street, Te Aro | π Fri 8:00pm | π° From $103.35 incl. fees | π All ages
Thomas Ades' Origin of the Harp (NZ premiere), Korngold's Violin Concerto with James Ehnes + Mahler's epic Symphony No. 1.
π Michael Fowler Centre, 111 Wakefield Street, Te Aro | π‘ Fri 6:30pm | π° From $31 | π All ages
Hilarious new musical from the Emmy-winning writer of Schitt's Creek - what if Juliet got her own happy ending? Packed with Max Martin pop hits. Also Sat 2pm + 7:30pm, Sun 2pm.
π St James Theatre, 77-87 Courtenay Place, Te Aro | π’ Fri 7:30pm | π° From $85.86 (incl. fees)
North Carolina noise-makers Wednesday tour their sixth album - blown-out distortion + country slide guitar from Karly Hartzman.
π San Fran, 171 Cuba Street, Te Aro | π Fri 8:00pm | π° $65 | π R18
Zach Zucker hosts 90 minutes of raunchy, chaotic alternative comedy. NZ International Comedy Festival.
π Hannah Playhouse, 12 Cambridge Terrace, Te Aro | π Fri 8:00pm | π° $45 / $40 conc. | π R16
Local stand-up Oliver Pol's chaotic quest to tame overthinking by leaning into silliness - plus a dive into the mind of the humble goose. NZ Comedy Festival.
π BATS Theatre, 1 Kent Terrace, Mount Victoria | π’ Fri 7:30pm | π° $25 (+ booking fee) | π R13
Billy T nominee Gabby Anderson on apologising to mannequins and learning to please herself in her thirties.
π BATS Theatre, 1 Kent Terrace, Mount Victoria | π’ Fri 7:45pm | π° $30 | π R15
Hastings-born, Welly-based comic brings one-liners, storytelling and left-field surrealism. Won Wellington's Last Comic Standing month one.
π The Cavern Club, 22 Allen Street, Te Aro | π Fri 9:15pm | π° $24 / $20 conc. | π All ages
Dublin-born Donal Gunning brings his Don't Give a Buck tour with the full band - NZ Music Month-approved.
π Valhalla, 154 Vivian Street, Te Aro | π Fri 8:00pm | π° $15 | π R18
One of Aotearoa's premier comedians - audiences pick the topics, so it's different every night. Limited tickets.
π KΔpiti Playhouse, 7 Ruahine Street, Paraparaumu | π Fri 7:00pm | π° $43.28 (incl. fees) | π R18
Fresh line-up every show - local legends, international drop-ins and rising comics on the Hutt's doorstep.
π Abandoned Taproom Petone, 38 Fitzherbert Street, Petone, Lower Hutt | π Fri 7:00pm | π° $28 / $25 conc. | π R18
Boiler-room style house, techno, disco & bass with three of Welly's underground favourites. Get there early.
π Moon, 167 Riddiford Street, Newtown | π£ Fri 8:30pm | π° $15 GA / $20 door (early bird sold out) | π R18
Night market - street food trucks, local creatives, central-city vibe.
π Welly Night Market, 45A Abel Smith Street, Te Aro | π Fri 5:00pm-11:00pm | π° Free entry | π All ages
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Saturday 23 May
Marlon and the Yarra Benders play Wellington before his sabbatical - a heartfelt see-you-soon. Second show added Fri 29 May.
π Michael Fowler Centre, 111 Wakefield Street, Te Aro | π Sat 7:00pm | π° From $112.04 restricted view | π All ages

The Canes' last regular-season match - Super Kids Round with junior bands, circus, food trucks + half-time show. Gates 5:30pm.
π Hnry Stadium, 105 Waterloo Quay, Pipitea | π Sat 7:05pm | π° $10-$60 | π All ages
Family-run Wairarapa orchard with a picnic meadow - bring your own bucket, basket or bag. Short walk from Greytown's Main Street.
π Molewood Orchard, 17 Mole Street, Greytown | π Sat 9:00am-4:00pm | π° Free entry (pay per kg picked) | π All ages
Greater Wellington + Astronomical Society + Tramway Museum team up - historic night tram ride, telescope views, marshmallow toasting and hot drinks. FREE but book ahead.
π Queen Elizabeth Park, Mackay's Crossing (State Highway 1), Raumati | π‘ Sat 6:15pm or 7:45pm sessions | π° FREE (book ahead) | π All ages
Five of Aotearoa's finest male vocalists belt anthems from Queen, Bon Jovi, AC/DC, Iron Maiden and U2 - backed by a live rock band.
π The Opera House, 111-113 Manners Street, Te Aro | π’ Sat 7:30pm | π° $84.50-$89.50 | π All ages

Amalia Hall, Matthias Balzat & pianist Jian Liu play Panufnik, Schumann, Claire Cowan & Charles Ives. "A national treasure" - NZ Herald.
π Te Matapihi ki te Ao Nui Central Library, 65 Victoria Street, Wellington Central | π Sat 7:00pm | π° $64.80 GA / $34.05 student (incl. fees) | π All ages
First time in NZ - Argentine piano + bandoneΓ³n duo bring Astor Piazzolla's revolutionary tango (jazz + classical) to St Mary's after their Australian tour.
π St Mary's College Hall (Gabriel Hall), 15 Guildford Terrace, Thorndon | π Sat 8:00pm-9:00pm | π° $35 | π All ages
A 50-voice choir and poet Hinemoana Baker conjure poetry and music for stormy weather in the glorious Cathedral acoustics.
π Wellington Cathedral of St Paul, 2 Hill Street, Thorndon | π’ Sat 7:30pm | π° $40 / $30 conc. (+ fees) | π All ages
Sri Lankan Dance Academy + High Commission of Sri Lanka - dance & drumming where tradition meets contemporary. Runs Sat & Sun.
π Little Theatre, 2 Queens Drive, Lower Hutt | π Sat 5:00pm-7:30pm | π° $30-$75 | π All ages
Footnote NZ Dance returns with their acclaimed work - six influencers collide on fame, consumerism & digital obsession. "Breathtaking" - The Post.
π Circa Theatre (Circa One), 1 Taranaki Street, Te Aro | π Sat 7:00pm | π° $25-$60 | π All ages
Opening night of Jamie McCaskill's new play - women whose lives intersect at a moment of change. Contains domestic/sexual violence references.
π Circa Theatre (Circa Two), 1 Taranaki Street, Te Aro | π’ Sat 7:30pm | π° $25-$60 | π All ages
Real-life married comedy couple bring fast-paced stand-up and sketch about co-piloting life with your partner. Mo's a 2025 Best Newcomer winner.
π BATS Theatre, 1 Kent Terrace, Mount Victoria | π Sat 8:00pm | π° $28 / $25 conc. | π M
Welly's finest sound, pop and noise take over the Polish hall - visuals by Lady Lazer Light, special set from Auckland's θ±ζΊͺ Flowerstream.
π Dom Polski Hall, 257 Riddiford Street, Newtown | π Sat 6:00pm-midnight | π° $35 / $45 +donation (+BF, early bird sold out) | π All ages
A dance for ravers over 30 who want to be home by 10pm. Confetti, CO2 cannons + 80s/90s/2000s classics - new date.
π Eva Wellington, 35 Dixon Street, Te Aro | π Sat 4:00pm-9:00pm | π° Refer to event link | π 30+

A safe, supervised under-18 gig with four of PΕneke's best upcoming young bands - Juna, Lux, Crashout and Rubberband. Substance-free. No door sales.
π Te KΕhure, Massey Block 1, Wallace Street, Mount Cook | π Sat 7:00pm | π° $10 (pre-sale only) | π Ages 13-18 only
Kokiri Marae's pΔtaka hits the catwalk - fundraiser to keep the food van and kai flowing.
π Wainuiomata Rugby Football Club, 2 Moohan Street, Wainuiomata | π Sat 6:00pm | π° Refer to event link | π All ages
Face painting, colouring, circus fun and goodie bags for the under-7s. Free parking - easy family outing.
π The Circus Hub, 11 Hutchison Road, Newtown | π Sat 2:30pm-4:00pm | π° Koha (suggested $10) | π All ages (designed for under 7s)
A day of bookish happenings with authors, publishers, book lovers and a coffee cart. Pair with the Combined Lions Book Fair next door.
π Waikanae Community Centre, 28-32 Utauta Street, Waikanae | π Sat 9:00am-3:00pm | π° Free entry | π All ages
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Sunday 24 May
35 years of sell-out shows remixed - Darth Vader, Mr Stevens, the monkey in the tree and more. Expect the unexpected.
π Michael Fowler Centre, 111 Wakefield Street, Te Aro | π Sun 8:00pm | π° $89.90 A Reserve / $109.90 Premium | π All ages

Orpheus Choir Wellington heads to the Wairarapa with Vivaldi's beloved Gloria, featuring Orpheus Scholars from Te KΕkΔ« NZ School of Music.
π Wairarapa Events Centre, 50 Holloway Street, Carterton | π Sun 2:00pm | π° $42.50 adult / $37.50 conc. / $20.50 child | π All ages
Three former NZ Symphony Orchestra players + Arts Laureate Ross Harris with jazz bass + voice playing wild, danceable Klezmer in Futuna Chapel.
π Futuna Chapel, 67 Friend Street, Karori | π Sun 2:00pm (doors 1:30pm) | π° $15 | π All ages
Bach's vibrant Magnificat + Michael Haydn's dramatic Requiem in C minor, with chamber orchestra under Eric Sidoti.
π St Paul's Anglican Church, 1 Langdale Avenue, Paraparaumu | π Sun 3:00pm | π° $35 door / $15 student | π All ages
Top Wellington string students get coached by the TakΓ‘cs Quartet's Edward Dusinberre and Harumi Rhodes - a rare chance to watch world-class musicians.
π Adam Concert Room, NZ School of Music, Gate 7, Kelburn Parade, Kelburn | π Sun 5:30pm | π° Free (booking required) | π All ages
May edition features Cordelias, Marmalady + Louis Gradwell - follows open mic from 4:45pm. NZ Music Month.
π Moon, 167 Riddiford Street, Newtown | π Sun 7:00pm | π° $15 door / $10 open mic performers | π All ages
Over 20 wellness stalls + free talks programme, with food and drinks. Timetable at kapitiwellbeingfair.nz.
π St Peter's Village Hall, cnr Beach Road & Ames Street, PaekΔkΔriki | π Sun 10:00am-3:00pm | π° Free entry | π All ages
Community market returning for 2026 with art and craft stalls, local makers and food trucks. Relaxed autumn village Sunday.
π Ngaio Town Hall, 1 Ottawa Road, Ngaio | π Sun 10:00am-3:00pm | π° Free entry | π All ages
16th annual show-and-shine + swap meet. Just turn up, no pre-rego.
π Wellington Family Speedway, Te Marua, Upper Hutt 5018 | π Sun 9:00am | π° Refer to event link | π All ages

FREE relaxed bays bike cruise - Cog Park dog stop, BBQ finish at Rongotai Skatepark.
π Meet at Waitangi Park, Te Aro | π Sun 11:00am-3:00pm | π° FREE | π All ages
WhΔnau ride from Daly Street to Petone along the new Te Ara Tupua path. BYO bike or borrow an ebike. Book at freeride.nz.
π Daly Street, Hutt Central, Lower Hutt | π Sun 1:00pm-4:00pm | π° Free (bookings essential) | π All ages
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Heads up next week:The Other Boleyn Girl opens at The Gryphon Theatre (22 Ghuznee Street) on Wed 27 May. Wellington Repertory Theatre presents Mike Poulton's adaptation of Philippa Gregory's best-seller - ambition, desire and betrayal in Henry VIII's court. Runs to Sat 6 June. $19.90-$29.90 - tickets selling fast!
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