🎉 Events - What's On This Weekend
📅 Friday 15 May
Grammy-winning Samoan bass Jonathan Lemalu - recital with Kathryn Mosley + masterclass. Free.
📍 Adam Concert Room, Gate 7 Kelburn Pde | 🕕 Fri 6pm | 💰 FREE | 🎟 All ages
Billy T nominee back from baby leave with a "family-friendly" act.
📍 BATS Theatre, 1 Kent Tce, Mount Victoria | 🕡 Fri 6:30pm | 💰 $25-28 | 🎟 R16
We love a good pub quiz, and the InterContinental has just kicked off a weekly Friday one - rock up solo or bring a team, with food and drinks available throughout the night!
📍 InterContinental Wellington, 2 Grey Street, Wellington Central | 🕕 Fri 6pm
NZ Comedy Fest rolls into Petone with local legends. Cold drink, big laughs.
📍 Abandoned Taproom, 38 Fitzherbert St, Petone | 🕖 Fri 7pm-8:30pm | 💰 $25-28 | 🎟 R18
TikTok hypnotist Haiming Jiang brings his show to the Hutt.
📍 Lower Hutt Town Hall, 30c Laings Rd | 🕖 Fri 7pm-8:30pm | 💰 See link | 🎟 All ages
Emele Ugavule's Pasifika futurism double bill - two worlds, ecological collapse, stirring.
📍 Circa Theatre, 1 Taranaki Street, Te Aro | 🕢 Fri 7:30pm | 💰 $25-45 | 🎟 12+
1-hour outdoor tour into titiwai (glow worms) world. Torch + brolly.
📍 Botanic Garden Founders' entrance, 101 Glenmore St, Kelburn | 🕖 Fri 7pm or 8pm | 💰 $10 / U12 free | 🎟 All ages (best 7+)
Australasia's fulldome festival debuts in NZ - 8 awarded shorts overhead.
📍 Carter Observatory, 40 Salamanca Rd, Kelburn | 🕓 Fri 4pm, 6pm or 8pm sessions | 💰 Adult $26 / Child $18 | 🎟 All ages
Billy T nominee Kipling DC - shootouts, dinosaurs, Dane Rumble.
📍 BATS Theatre, 1 Kent Tce, Mount Victoria | 🕗 Fri 8pm-9pm | 💰 $22-28 | 🎟 R18
Aussie cult heroes at Meow - 32 yrs of singles, Kong Foo Sing to Polyester Girl.
📍 Meow, 9 Edward St, Te Aro | 🕗 Fri 8pm | 💰 $57.50 | 🎟 R18
Capital comedy after dark - different line-up nightly.
📍 Hannah Playhouse, 12 Cambridge Tce, Te Aro | 🕘 Fri 9:30pm-10:30pm | 💰 $25-29 | 🎟 R15
UK DnB legend Need For Mirrors w/ Automatic, Singr, Pearly, D-Dog + Young Gho$t.
📍 Afters, 38 Dixon St, Te Aro | 🕘 Fri 9pm-Sat 3am | 💰 $35 | 🎟 R18
📅 Saturday 16 May
Royal Thai Embassy free festival at the Michael Fowler Centre for 70 yrs of NZ-Thai friendship.
📍 Michael Fowler Centre, 111 Wakefield St, Te Aro | 🕙 Sat 10am-4pm | 💰 Free | 🎟 All ages

Cycle Wellington opens the new Thorndon-Petone path. BYO picnic, train back.
📍 Meet under the sails, Queens Wharf, Wellington Central | 🕙 Sat 10:15am meet, 10:30am ride | 💰 Free | 🎟 All ages
Take a wonky toaster to Ngaio Union Church for free fixes.
📍 Ngaio Union Church, 3 Kenya St, Ngaio | 🕙 Sat 10am-1pm | 💰 Free | 🎟 All ages
Incredible creations from NZ's best cake decorators - also open Sun 9am-2:30pm. $2 entry.
📍 Silverstream Retreat, 3 Reynolds Bach Drive | 🕘 Sat 9am-5pm | 💰 $2 entry | 🎟 All ages
Suzy Cato + Chris Lam Sam, Zappo, Wellington Carnival Band, Barry Prescott + kid open mic.
📍 Hannah Playhouse, 12 Cambridge Tce, Te Aro | 🕑 Sat 2pm-3:30pm | 💰 $30 | 🎟 All ages (5+)
75-min walk past pines, through Herb Garden to Lady Norwood.
📍 Founders' Entrance, 101 Glenmore St, Kelburn | 🕜 Sat 1:30pm | 💰 $10 / Free for Friends | 🎟 All ages
Women's Reserves v Petone 11am, Men's Reserves v Island Bay Utd 3pm, big-screen Grand Final v Melbourne City 6:15pm. Lounge from 4pm. Free parking.
📍 Lloyd Morrison Suites, Fraser Park, Taita Drive, Taita, Lower Hutt | 🕚 Sat 11am-9pm | 💰 RSVP via link, food + drinks for purchase | 🎟 All ages
70+ dancers, four Welly Latin schools. 6pm SOLD OUT; 3pm includes after-party at Dancetopia.
📍 Te Whaea, 11 Hutchison Road, Newtown | 🕒 Sat 3pm | 💰 Adult $35 / Child $25 | 🎟 All ages
DJ Rafa on salsa/timba, DJ Panda on bachata/kizomba - two rooms.
📍 Dancetopia, 11 Torrens Tce, Mt Cook | 🕣 Sat 8:30pm-12am | 💰 $15 (or Showcase tkt) | 🎟 All ages
Turkey the Bird at Hilltop House - Simon & Garfunkel meets Mumford.
📍 Hilltop House, 17 Upland Rd, Kelburn | 🕡 Sat 6:30pm doors, 7pm show | 💰 $30 | 🎟 All ages
Footnote NZ Dance - 6 influencers, high-energy take on fame. The Post: "breathtaking".
📍 Circa Theatre, 1 Taranaki Street, Te Aro | 🕖 Sat 7pm-8:10pm | 💰 $25-60 | 🎟 All ages
David Correos brings Billy T-winning chaos - an essay, a "really wet" joke, one prank.
📍 The Fringe Bar, 26 Allen St, Te Aro | 🕖 Sat 7pm-8pm | 💰 $32-36 | 🎟 R18
Wrap up + follow a guide through Ōtari-Wilton's Bush. $10 titiwai magic.
📍 Ōtari-Wilton's Bush, 150 Wilton Road, Wilton | 🕖 Sat 7pm-8pm | 💰 $10 / U12 free | 🎟 All ages (no babies, no dogs)
Eyegum fundraiser - Cruelly, Hunter F. Jackson, Ollie Bunnie, Pearly*, Damiasharko, Alayne Dick.
📍 Newtown Community Centre, cnr Rintoul + Colombo Sts, Newtown | 🕖 Sat 7pm-10:30pm | 💰 $20-40 | 🎟 All ages
Matt Drake (Auck), Jen Kyle + Coda across house/techno in the Cuba St Tavern courtyard.
📍 Cuba St Tavern, 172 Cuba St, Te Aro | 🕖 Sat 7pm-1am | 💰 See link | 🎟 R18
Second prog house night - Vic Lo, Dark Cyan, Alopex, Volver Intima, Aldemon.
📍 Double Vision, 128A Park Rd, Miramar | 🕖 Sat 7pm-1am | 💰 $25-30 | 🎟 R18
The Sour debut EP Daughters at Moon w/ The Early 20's + Dateband.
📍 Moon, 167 Riddiford St, Newtown | 🕗 Sat 8pm doors, 8:30pm show | 💰 $20 | 🎟 R18
Welly's indie night at San Fran - 8hrs of Madchester. $20 cash.
📍 San Fran, 171 Cuba St, Te Aro | 🕗 Sat 8pm-Sun 4am | 💰 $20 cash door only | 🎟 All ages licensed
Welly's drag heat at Ivy - kings + queens werking for finale.
📍 Ivy Bar & Cabaret, 63 Cuba St, Te Aro | 🕤 Sat 9:30pm | 💰 $20-30 | 🎟 R18
Orin on Rogan, Carr, Bishop, Musk in a sharp "performative" stand-up hour.
📍 BATS Theatre, 1 Kent Tce, Mount Victoria | 🕘 Sat 9pm-10pm | 💰 $25 | 🎟 R16
Hamish Parkinson + Ryan Richards bring their stupid comedy hour.
📍 BATS Theatre, 1 Kent Tce, Mount Victoria | 🕤 Sat 9:30pm-10:30pm | 💰 $28 | 🎟 R16
Born on Road's Kelvin 373 at Meow w/ Full Time Senders + Juiced Up.
📍 Meow, 9 Edward St, Te Aro | 🕙 Sat 10pm | 💰 $15-35 | 🎟 R18
📅 Sunday 17 May
NZ's biggest sustainable fashion market - 40 stalls of preloved, upcycled and vintage. Green flag = size 18+, red = menswear.
📍 Lower Hutt Events Centre, 30c Laings Rd | 🕙 Sun 10am-2pm | 💰 $2 entry | 🎟 All ages

Free NZ Music Month at Avalon - Hoot'n'Annies, Unity Wara, Motion Duo + The Friendlies.
📍 Avalon Park, 61 Taita Drive, Avalon | 🕚 Sun 11am-3pm | 💰 Free | 🎟 All ages
The Cooke whanau open the orchard for season 4 - fill a bucket, picnic in Molewood Meadows.
📍 Molewood Orchard, 17 Mole St, Greytown | 🕘 Sun 9am-4pm | 💰 Free entry | 🎟 All ages
15th edition of the world's most stylish motorbike charity ride for men's mental health, Wairarapa edition.
📍 Martinborough start point (riders register at gentlemansride.com) | 🕙 Sun 10am | 💰 Free to spectate | 🎟 All ages
Bring the whanau to Evans Bay for a coastline clean. Gear provided.
📍 Evans Bay Marina car park, Hataitai | 🕥 Sun 10:30am-12pm | 💰 Free | 🎟 All ages
NZ's premier sax quartet at Futuna - swing to contemporary.
📍 Futuna Chapel, 67 Futuna Close, Karori | 🕜 Sun 2pm (doors 1:30pm) | 💰 $15 | 🎟 All ages
First-ever Halal Market at Ngaio Town Hall - halal food + modest fashion.
📍 Ngaio Town Hall, 1 Ottawa Rd, Ngaio | 🕑 Sun 2pm-8pm | 💰 See link | 🎟 All ages

Vibrant outdoor market on SH1 - art, native plants, preloved clothes, food trucks.
📍 58 Main Hwy (SH1), Ōtaki | 🕙 Sun 10am-2pm | 💰 Free entry | 🎟 All ages
Piano great Michael Houstoun - Bach French Overture, Beethoven Op.109, Ravel Gaspard.
📍 Waikanae Memorial Hall, 7 Pehi Kupa St | 🕝 Sun 2:30pm | 💰 $10-50 (door) | 🎟 All ages
Round 6 ANZ Premiership - Pulse vs Steel at TSB Arena.
📍 TSB Arena, 4 Queens Wharf | 🕓 Sun 4pm | 💰 From $35.48 | 🎟 All ages
Vegan feast at Bhakti Lounge - stacked burgers, cajun wedges, mango cheesecake, kirtan + Devamrita Swami.
📍 Bhakti Lounge, Level 1, 175 Vivian St, Te Aro | 🕕 Sun 6:15pm (yoga 4:15pm) | 💰 From $5.73 | 🎟 All ages
Co-headlined by Tofiga Fepulea'i + Tami Neilson, hosted by James Nokise w/ The Funkadelics - plus Karen O'Leary, Luke Buda + more. ALL profits to flood relief.
📍 Opera House, 111-113 Manners St, Te Aro | 🕕 Sun 6pm | 💰 From $41.26 | 🎟 All ages

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